svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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nerdy-hippie:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep 

well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh

then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless

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mermaidtearsz:

diecry:

La vie d’Adèle (Blue Is the Warmest Color)

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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